Why Do Southerners Go Crazy Over Snow?

Because it happens just enough to both enchant us and drive us crazy.

L ast night (January 18) in Greensboro, Richmond, Charlotte, Raleigh, and yesterday afternoon in Alabama, Mississippi, and Georgia, it snowed. That’s kind of a big deal for us.

Chicagoians, New Yorkers, Canadians, and any and all others who see snow once a week from September to March can go ahead and laugh.

Why does the sight (and to be honest, the thought) of snow make us go crazy and strip grocery shelves of bread and milk? Here are my thoughts as to why:

-First, 90% of our snow forecasts never happen. There should be a YouTube file of all the times our local weather folks go out in their weather gardens and start getting us hyped up over one snowflake or the temperature that might drop below freezing at just the right time. I also give points to this being our first snow forecast of the year and it actually happening. Especially since I did my Target run at 4:30 p.m. in a torrential rain downpour. By 7:30 this was a snow pour, with thunder and lightening. Yeah, how about that weather.

-Because 90% of our snowcasts never happen, We can count the times we’ve seen snow on our hands. While this is more true for Gen X and Millenial southerners, my boomer parents and war generation grandparents still get just as excited. Maybe it’s because my parents remember helping me make a snowman in 1988 that was twice my height(I was 3). Maybe it’s because they remember how in 1993 we had a mixture of snow and ice just like we did last night. The power went out. Meanwhile, 2000 shut down the whole city for 8 days. We went to school for extra hours for the rest of the year after that. 2001 gave us the though of a white Christmas. 2010 actually brought us one.

-And here we are now at 2013. I’ll be putting on my snowboots to get to work soon, but for now, I’m going to enjoy the thought that it’s just enough to be pretty and not enough to be a major hassle. Even the train (and the buses) are running. Well, the Piedmont is. Check it out in the station. Que the thoughts of Thomas the Tank Engine in the snow. The power will come on soon. The sun is shining. I will step away from the humor again for a moment and wish for safe travels for those of you who are traveling. Call the power company until they get the power back on. If they can stop cutting down our trees because we protest, they can do their basic job of restoring power too. Oh and I think the sun will melt the snow off my car. I’m thankful I’m walking distance.

The Piedmont train in the station in Greensboro.

Anyway, happy snow day fellow Southerners! Be careful no matter what you have to do, take lots of pictures, and add this one to the finger count. Also, here’s the link to the latest reports from the News & Record, with a nice picture right outside my office.

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The Black Urbanist is written by me, Kristen E. Jeffers. I hold a Master of Public Affairs focused on community and economic development from the University of North Carolina Greensboro, which I just finished in May of 2012. I graduated with a Bachelor of Arts in communication with a concentration in public relations from North Carolina State University in 2007. My main gig is being the Public Affairs Officer for the North Carolina Humanities Council, which I also started in May of 2012. I released my first e-book, "Killing the Civic Inferiority Complex" in May of 2012. In May of 2011 I presented at my first CNU NextGen on Cultural Urbanism. At the 2012 CNU, I debuted the concept of the Civic Inferiority Complex. Also in 2012, I spoke at the UNC Global American South conference on the reverse migration of African Americans. I am a featured contributor to "The Atlantic Cities" and "Sustainable Cities Collective." I have also contributed articles to "Grist", "Next City", "Better! Towns and Cities", and "Urban Escapee."
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  • http://twitter.com/marynewsom/status/292324676011716609/ @marynewsom

    Why Southerners go nuts over snow - @blackurbanist (a Greensboro-ian) explains it: http://t.co/PPbegvM2 #snOMG

  • http://twitter.com/adentweets/status/292420793189683200/ Aden Hailemariam (@adentweets)

    I was just thinking this today: “…just enough to be pretty and not enough to be a major hassle.” http://t.co/six4c4r5 via @blackurbanist

  • http://twitter.com/katherinerw/status/292709356569501696/ @katherinerw

    Esp true 4 this VA girl who’s bn n Cali 6 yrs.RT @blackurbanist: Why Do Southerners Go Crazy Over #Snow? http://t.co/09VuaUDD #cities #humor

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